Games From the Slush Pile: Fearless

Once upon a time, National Lampoon magazine's True Facts section occasionally ran a feature called "Lines from the Slush Pile," reprinting awful chunks of text, from efforts submitted by real would-be writers to an anonymous editor's submissions stack.

The newfangled world of Kickstarter lets everybody have a look at the slush pile, and I just had to share this well-intentioned but unlikely-to-be-funded posting:

If you can't read the image, the description for FEARLESS informs us that it's:

"A 3d action game with different obstacles and different worlds that the character must face in order to become the ultimate worrier."

Don't we all get enough of that in real life?