Yeah. You know him. That rockin' rebel from the eighties.
He looks like Tom Cruise. And Patrick Swayze. Sort of.
He's got kool shades. A ducktail haircut. Torn jeans and a black leather vest.
He's adventuring in a realm that might have been, in a time that could have been long ago, or just tomorrow. Which sounds really kool, even if it doesn't mean anything.
He's got a fistful of wonder herbs.
And a giant wizard in the background, looking him over with mild astonishment and vague discomfiture.
And the monstrous love child of an owl and... uh, an acorn, I guess... looking over his shoulder.
And some kind of mutated... er... dragon/lizard thing... humping his leg?
Either he's the epitome of kool, or somebody at Vic Tokai needs to lay off the wonder herbs.