Sunday, November 29, 2009

When Eliza Takes Over The World...

... this is what she will use.

(Apologies for the poor-quality cellphone photo -- I found this in a Salvation Army thrift store, but wasn't sufficiently motivated to spend $11.99 to bring it into the "studio.")

Fortunately it only includes 3 feet of USB cable, which limits her reach into the physical domain, and although her missile launcher shoots up to 10 feet at a extremely fast rate, the grammatical slip is a tip-off that our would-be overlord is probably an AI simulacrum, leading most people to question her orders rather than follow them.

But should the foam-rubber ordnance start flying someday -- remember: you read it here first.

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