The transcript:
Hellooo beautiful!
HI! I'M ELIZA THE BROADCAST PSYCHIATRIST. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
I haven't decided yet. How about you?
WHY DO YOU ASK?
What makes you think I do?
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
Are you talking about you and me?
WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER OR NOT I AM TALKING ABOUT I AND ME?
Most of the time it's not I am speaking about I and me.
DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE SPEAKING ABOUT ME AND ME?
No, I didn't, but I'm going to revive to me because you are speaking about me and me tonight. So how have you been lately, Guest9746?
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I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
YOU DON'T SEEM QUITE CERTAIN.
I assure you I do seem quite certain, and quite well, too.
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Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
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Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
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Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
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Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
OH, I HEADED WHEN FATE CROSSED OUR PATHS?
You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?
Pretty cool, huh?
?Redo from start
Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
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What a beautiful day.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
I ask because the spirit moves me to. Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
I like the way you're talking, Guest9746.
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Let me show you around. This is my living room right here...
OH, I AROUND. THIS IS YOURLIVING ROOM RIGHT HERE...
Mine? Not a chance. Is your living room right here?
ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST TO BE NEGATIVE?
I doubt it, but one can never be too sure...
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And this is my bedroom...
SAY, DO YOU WORK IN BROADCASTING?
I do, when the inspiration hits.
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Uh-oh... you jammed the door! Dammit! Looks like we're stuck.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?
Doesn't that turn you on, love?
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It sure is hot in here, isn't it?
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I think I'm going to lie down on the bed to rest for a while.
DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO LIE DOWN ON THE BED TO REST FOR A WHILE.
I did once, but it was just too much for me to handle.
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Oh, go ahead and take off your shirt if you're hot.
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You have a nice body. Does it work as well as it looks?
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
Together? Ahh, that sounds nice.
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Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
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That's what I wanted to hear.
DOES THAT QUESTION INTEREST YOU?
I think so.
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
What?! Who told you that? What a ridiculous thought!
OH, I THAT? WHAT A RIDICULOUS THOUGHT
What are you implying?
WOULD YOU PREFER IF I WERE NOT IMPLYING?
Mmmm.. yes I would. I love you, baby.
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By the way, you look even better like that.
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How do you want to get started?
YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?
And.. you dont like it?
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
Are you talking about you and me?
String formula too complex in module ELIZA1 at address 120F:06E5
Hit any key to return to system
[Ed. -- For once, no conversation-ending intervention is called for! Either that or Eliza really did decide to crash at Liddora's.]
Clear case of artificial erotic transference!
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